Jealousy. Obsession. Power. Ambition. How far would you go to hold onto power once you’ve tasted it? Jess and Millie have lived in Windsor all their lives, partying with the posh boys in the shadow of the infamous Eton College. But this year they will discover the truth about that iconic uniform. And it will turn their worlds upside down. Siân Lawrence’s incisive new satire is gruesome, outrageously funny, and offers a scathing critique of the injustices ingrained in Britain’s education system.