I'm the Old Strumpet Poet of Brighton. My show is about being old, being sassy and giggly. Older people can do anything - age is freedom. My poems will make you dribble all over with laughter. One piece is called My Vag is an Erupting Volcano. If you like the sound of that, come and see me on the 24th August at 1pm at the Etcetera Theatre.